Crack Is The Word!

July 18, 2008 / Posted by:

There are worse things I could do…..Than to smoke a crack rock or two…

Amy Wino was back out on the streets of London looking like a broke down Rizzo from Grease. Actually, she looks pretty cleaned up. New jacket, new belt, new shoes and her crack bush is covered up. Job well done, Wino.

Wino stepped out of her crack den to visit Blaaaake in the chokey. The Daily Mail reports that he will be sentenced on Monday. He could get up to 5 years in prison. If you stick your head out of the window on Monday morning, you will probably be able to hear Wino scream “BLAAAAAAKE” over and over again after the judge finally sends his haggard ass to the clink.

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