Dear Women of the World,
Please spend the rest of your day carefully studying the stunning creature known as Jodie Marsh. This is how all of you should look on a daily basis. Yes, your coochie might fall into a coma, your titties might spontaneously combust and STDs will flock to you like a moth to a flame, but it would be worth it.
This is the epitome of grace and beauty. If I was a woman, a biological woman, I would wear this outfit every second of the day. Jodie Marsh is what all of you should aspire to be.
Also, please petition for Jodie to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. They will have to change her character name to SmellyCatwoman, but Jodie can pull it off.
Love, Kisses and Lucite,