Morning Wood
July 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Mena Suvari is marrying that?! Okay, he’s kind of hot for a hobbit douche – I’m Not Obsessed
Reggie Bush wants Kim KardASSIAN to lose some of the lard in her booty – Celebitchy
Two dumb twats being dumb together – A Socialite’s Life
Is Katie Holmes looking like this on purpose? – ICYDK
Russell Brand is sowwy for making a rape joke – Holy Moly!
The mole is gone! SJP did get her mole gnawed off – UsWeekly
Muppets you never knew existed – Best Week Ever
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