Why is it that the siblings of celebrities almost always look like the food-stamp-version of their brother or sister? I mean, Zac Efron grew up to become such a pretty, pretty, Cover Girl princess and his younger brother….well…not so much. I would throw Paris Hilton’s acid jizz at my sister if she was hotter than my ass. The few people that have said, “Oh, sorry. Your sister is hotter,” have immediately been put on my “Bitches to NOT save in a fire” list.
Zac is extremely close to losing his Cover Girl tiara, because a true Cover Girl does not attend events looking like John Travolta’s lubed-up butt ball. Homegirl needs to blot and powder. He’s at the ESPY Awards, so he was probably trying to be all manly and shit. Lezzie, please!