Ingo Rademacher, Jax from “General Hospital,” tried to explain why he ruined his newborn son’s life by naming him Peanut Kai.
He told People, “We were calling him that when he was in mommy. It kind of represented joy and happiness to us. It puts a smile on everyone’s face.”
No excuse! Does that mean my parents should have named me “Bastard,” because that’s what they called me while I was in my mommy’s belly. I’m lying. I wasn’t a bastard baby. I was a band-aid baby. Big difference.
Peanut Kai Rademacher? Peanut is the boring nut. They could have at least named him Pistacho or Cashew.