Ass and Pete’s little Emo Baby is going to be a girl. That’s sweet. All of three of them can share tampons when Emo Baby gets older.
A source told Star (via SAWF) that Ass and Pete also found out Emo Baby’s due date, “The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of Oct. 31. When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect!” Oh shit. This means her name is going to be Elvira or Siouxsie Sioux.
There’s probably a bunch of babies up in heaven, playing a never-ending game of “rock, paper, scissors” trying to decide who’s going to get stuck with these two twats.
I still don’t believe that she could get pregnant just by rubbing vaginas with Pete. I won’t believe it’s their baby until it pops out with flat-ironed hair, eyeliner for days and a severe case of acid reflux.