The Mole!

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail thinks My Little Pony Parker finally got her witch’s mole removed. Matthew Broderick probably couldn’t take it anymore, so he finally chewed it off. She showed up to the MLB All-Star game at Yankees Stadium last night without her mole.

You can still see a small mark. Maybe she covered that shit up or maybe she removed it for medical reasons. What am I saying? Who really gives an eff?! Although, I will miss the mole. The mole made her look even more like Witchie Poo. Witchie Poo is a hot bitch.

And I don’t know about the mole, but her prune hands look like they’ve been soaking in the bath for fucking years. Bitch needs some cocoa butter.

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