My Kind Of Barbie

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Why didn’t have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don’t think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new “S&M” Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that’s why she’s hot.

Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black Canary.

The group Christian Voice said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.

She still looks classier than a Bratz doll. I swear, I’ve seen at least one Bratz doll working the train tracks in nothing but a thong and thigh-high boots.

I hope S&M Barbie is followed by Pig Bottom Ken. He comes equipped with a harness, double-sided dildo, ball gag and anal beads. What am I saying? Ken is already a pig bottom.

Thanks Karye

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