Insert Obvious Joke Here
July 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Actually, I take that back. The joke isn’t obvious. She’s posing with a dog, not a fucking potato.
Here’s our little Tater Head at The Power of Paws event in NYC last night. The pooch with Rumer is a true professional and gentleman. He’s allowing Rumer to touch and pose with him, but he dare not look her straight in the chin. That would make him lose his composure. I’m assuming poochie is a he, because all dogs who look like that are dudes. Dudes or gayelles.
Someone should have barked at poochie to help Rumer lift up those saggy cutlets! It’s driving me crazy. I hate to see a couple of sad titties.
Nicky Hilton, Caridee English and some other ho also showed up to last night’s event. Now, Nicky posing with a dog is an obvious joke.
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