Hayden, You’re The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

As if the song wasn’t bad enough, Hayden Panatroll had to release a video for this “Stars are Blind” knock-off. Watch this shit with the sound turned off, because her troll yodeling gave me a headache that lasted for hours. The bitch can’t even sing “DRANKS” right. It’s DRANKS, not “DRAAAAANKSS.”

It’s not right that she’s trying to be sexy. It makes me feel uncomfortable and it should be illegal. It’s like soft-core troll porn. It’s only missing Mini-Me and his lizard tongue.


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