Girlfriend, Please

Gay Al gave several interviews and uploaded them to his YouTube channel, SexyWetAzz4U. No, his YouTube channel is called AlReynoldsChannel. BORING.

This shit is almost as gay as Tommy Girl’s Scientology butt-fuck video. Almost.

Gay Al said he did his own interviews, because he wanted to set the record STRAIGHT (laugh 1) and didn’t want to trash Star (laugh 2).

In one video, homegirl proclaims, “I am not a homosexual.” (laugh 3) No, he’s not a homosexual. He’s a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin’ homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure.

I mean, this bitch has busted gay face and busted gay voice! He’s looking at the interviewer like she’s a 10-inch cock. That’s probably the only way he could get through this shit. And you know when he said, “I am not a homosexual,” his butt clit started tingling.

He used the Clay Gayken excuse as to why people might think he loves it in the ass. He said people think this shit because he’s well-dressed, takes care of himself and is from the South. We get it. Gay Al is not gay (laugh 4).

Gay Al is also not “dating any WOMEN.” I’m leaving that one alone. But he still loves Star Jones, “I still very much love her. I do. I can’t lie to you.” No, he still loves her shoe collection. Girlfriend, go down to Baker’s and have yourself a shopping spree. You deserve it.

He went on to say that he needs to work on himself before he starts dating, “I feel like I’ve still got a little bit of healing to do.” Gay Al just needs to pack his yes-yes-hole with a little ice and add a dab of Prep H. That shit will heal in no time.

Click here to watch all of Gay Al’s videos. There’s a lot of shit there that I haven’t covered. Just bring a tube of lube with you.

I haven’t laughed like this in minutes! I kept waiting for Adina Howard’s “Freak Like Me” to start playing and for Gay Al to start booty dancing in some gold lame coochie cutters.

P.S. – I think the interviewer was made in a factory.