Piece of trash and royal mess, Andy Dick, was arrested at 2am this morning in Murrieta, CA on drug possession and sexual battery. The po-po arrested him at a parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. That restaurant sounds fucking delicious. One of the wings probably called the police, because Andy tried to stuff them up his ass.
I just looked at Buffalo’s menu and they have something called “Buffalitos.” Do I want to suck on that or eat it? Or both? I’m not sure.
According to the Press Enterprise, Andy is still in the clink and his bail has been set at $5,000. They should do everyone a favor and set his bail at infinity. Infinity plus two.
And just for shits, click here (NSFL) to see a picture of Andy’s jailhouse outfit. Seriously, don’t click on that.
UPDATE: TMZ reports that the cops responded to call of some bitch pissing in a parking lot. When they showed up, they found Andy in a van. He was busted for allegedly touching the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. Cops found weed and Xanax in the pockets of his pants.
I need a sponge bath after looking at his mug shot. That 17-year-old is going to need massive amounts of therapy.