July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

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Helen Mirren showed dumb twats how it’s really doing while vacationing in Italy with her husband, Taylor Hackford. Helen turns 63 in just a few days. She looks hotter than skanks that are a third of her age. Wait…is that a little baby bump I see? Knocked up!!!! I’m joking. I don’t even think my stomach is that flat. Shit. Lunchtime lipo, here I come!

And yes, I’d definitely motorboat.


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