Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.

The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, “Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn’t interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.” I’m surprised she didn’t start dry humping his back.

Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he’s injured! As far as I know, she’s still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I’m sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.

Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, “Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don’t fuck Paris Hilton.”

Here’s Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.

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