Claire Danes Is Looooooong

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Claire Danes (the one in the red bikini) looks like a loooong piece of pulled taffy. I want to grab one of her hands, then grab one of her feet and use her like a jump rope.

Angela Chase is looking a bit grouchy! She’s probably mad because that beach umbrella has bigger chichis than she does. It’s okay, Angela. That beach umbrella will never have a best friend like Rayanne Graff.

Here’s Claire looking like me in a bikini while vacationing with her boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, in Italy.

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