Surprise, surprise. Bret Michaels and Rock of Love 2’s winner, Ambre Lake, broke up. Like they were ever together. You know what this means? Yup, Rock of Love 3 will be back on Vh1 early next year. This kind of sucks, because the genital warts I caught from watching last season were just starting to clear up.
This time around Bret is filling his tour bus with a bunch of skanks and bringing them on the road with him. They will travel across the country with Bret on a month-long-tour. Most of the skanks will feel right at home since they probably grew up in a trailer.
Each time the tour bus stops in a new city, the whores will complete in challenges and one will be left off the bus. It will be called Rock of Love Bus.
This shit is not about finding love. This shit is about watching a bunch of chicken heads get drunk and do ho shit in their natural environment.
I will only watch this show if the sexy bitch on the right in the picture above is in it. Who am I fooling? I’m going to watch it anyway. I can’t wait for the Waffle House challenge. You know there’s going to be one.