Barley Water Works Wonders
July 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Does Tommy Girl put a scoop of Miracle-Gro in Suri’s barley water bottle, because homegirl got tall. Tommy Girl is going to need some platform heels. 2-year-old Suri is going to be as tall as him by next year.
Yes, she’s still on the bottle. She’s going to be on the bottle for the next 60 years, so we just need to deal with it. I bet you Tommy Girl is still on the bottle. He sucks in the privacy of his own dungeon, though.
It’s also a miracle that they let Suri walk. She has no idea what to do. They haven’t perfected that program yet.
Here’s TG, Suri and Stepford Katie on the set of “Eli Stone” yesterday. Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show. Is she playing Liza Minnelli or an HGTV host? That fucking hair.
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