The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For “9 To 5”

July 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn’t feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn’t Dolly herself. I’m serious. I think that’s what they really did.

Yes, these are the promo pictures for “9 to 5: The Musical” which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.

These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn’t look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from “The West Wing” posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of “9 to 5.” UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!

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