The big stars came out for the premiere of “The Dark Knight” in NYC last night. I’m being sarcastic. The biggest stars are in the movie.
When Lauren Conrad from “The Hills” is one of the most recognizable faces at the premiere, there’s a problem. The twats from “Gossip Girl,” Karina Smirnoff Ice, Patrick Wilson and some other whores also showed up. They were only there for the gift bag and snack bar.
Thank Jeebus for hot pepaw eye candy like Michael Caine and Gary Oldman. Oh and also Thank God for Edie Falco who is turning into the bull dyke of my dreams. She seriously looks like a contestant on “Top Chef.” She’s giving me gayelle fever.