Kate Hudson’s son, Ryder Robinson, is ready to let go of his hippie hair. Ryder wanted to keep that shit long, because his daddy has long hair, but now he’s ready to chop it all off.
A source told Star Magazine that Ryder wants to look like his mommy’s new fuck-buddy-of-the-month, Lance Armstrong. The source said, “Now that Lance is in the picture, Ryder wants Kate to lop off his locks so he can be as cool as Lance.” This is what Kate gets for bringing her whores around her kid. What if her next piece is Carrot Top (this is likely)? Is Ryder going to want to get a perm and a dye?
Shaving it all off seems so fucking drastic. Ryder should ease into it. He should get “The Rachel” first, then “The Posh“, and then he can get “The Lance.”