Pat O’Brien Is Getting Married!

July 15, 2008 / Posted by:

It took me a few minutes to realize that it wasn’t crazy-eyed Tricia Walsh-Smith in that picture with Pat O’Brien. It’s not Tricia, it’s Betsy Stephens and she’s Pat O’Brien’s new fiancee. Betsy and Pat have been dating for five years. He told People that they are going to get married next Fall, “We’re in love and in no big hurry. We don’t know if it will take place – in Jamaica, New York, or Nantucket.

I can hear his wedding vows now, “Betsy, I wanna fucking go crazy with you. You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you. Let’s do it, you are so fucking hot. Let’s get crazy, get some coke.” I know, totally romantic.

He also better remix the voicemails for their first dance. The NSFW voicemails are below. Yes, the Betsy he’s talking about is the same Betsy he’s going to marry. It’s true love!

Thanks Kristina

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