Not This Troll Too!

July 15, 2008 / Posted by:

The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, “Wake Up Call.Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.

The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the “Lollipop Guild.” I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton’s “Stars are Blind” sounds like Bob Marley, it’s time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.

And here’s a “Wake Up Call” for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Hayden’s vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can’t listen it, but consider that a sign.

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