Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier. I didn’t think it was possible. She gets two dick slaps for that. Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.
I’m pretty biased though. Even if Eva showed up to an event with chicken cutlets in her cheeks and exquisite lucite heels on her feet, I’d still think she was a gross mess.
I doubt this shit is going to last. LongWHORIA was made for cheap hair extensions. It won’t be long before Ken Paves is gluing polyester locks on her fugly ass rat head.