Cougar Coochie?

July 15, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Please take this quick moment from reading a bunch of dumb shit you don’t care about on Dlisted to examine this very important clip of Suzanne Somers on HSN from Break.com. Is she wearing flesh-colored panties or is that her bare cougar pussy? I would think a woman of her age would have a fluffier cougar chocha. Although, I think my mommy might………I need to stop myself. Not today.

Suzanne’s memaw cooch looks kind of mangy, like it could use a flea dip. What am I saying?! I’m talking about the legend known as Suzanne Somers! I have spent many a drunken night, sitting on my sofa and watching hours of her menopausal rants on HSN. I owe her my life! I’d give her memaw cooch a tongue lashing if I had the chance. I know, it’s too early for this fuckery. I sowwy.

VIA ONTD

Tags: Memaw Crotch

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