Clean Fishy

July 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Oh look. It’s pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.

I could also spend my entire afternoon playing “connect the pores” on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.

Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn’t wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, “OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up.” Blah. Blah.

Wait! Is that a glass of wine she’s holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She’s in so much trouble if that isn’t blueberry dirt juice.

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