Alicia Douvall Won’t Stop Effing With Her Titties

Alicia Douvall, the welfare-version of Jordan (and that’s saying A LOT), recently put her titties under the knife for the 14th fucking time! Tittay abuse! Alicia’s doctors told her to stop tinkering with her Ziploc sacks, but she can’t stop.

The “glamour” model told The Sun, “I know it will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out. My last boob job was a disaster. One of the implants left my chest really lumpy, so I needed to sort it out.” Methinks the implant was lumpy, because it was trying to escape from this skank’s body!

Alicia needs to stop this shit. Her titties have been through enough. Alicia needs to spend her time finding a cure for cancer or learning how to tie a cherry stem with her twatty. Anything, but putting her boobs through more trauma. Those sad chest rocks need to be put on the Witness Protection Program.

Alicia is also the tramp who recently said her 12-year-old daughter wants a tit job. Alicia was spotted taking her daughter to the plastic surgeon’s office last month. Alicia doesn’t need another boob job, but she does need a lobotomy.