A Kardashian Is Going To Jail

Unfortunately, it’s not that slut Kim Kardashian, it’s her younger sister Khloe. Although, they really should do a DNA test on Khloe, because methinks she’s Chyna’s long-lost secret daughter. Look at that hunk! She could bench press a single family home.

TMZ reports that Khloe Kardashian will report to jail this Friday for violating her probation. Last March, Khloe got a DUI and was put on probation. She was also sentenced to community service and a booze education program. Khloe didn’t complete either of those things, so the judge sentenced her to 30 days in the clink.

Kim Kardashian has already taken to her blog and wrote, “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!”

First of all, Khloe will probably serve a quick minute. Second of all, if she has to serve more than a quick minute, she’ll still do fine in jail. Bitch was built for prison! Some of us are too fragile, dainty and innocent for that shit, but Khloe looks like she could knock a bitch out with just a flick from one finger.

And if she really wanted to, she could probably bend the jail cell bars and walk the hell out of there!