Wino, What Did Daddy Tell You?

July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

The Wino better be careful. If daddy catches her smoking a fat fag, she’ll be back on restriction and will probably lose her crack smoking privileges. It’s a good thing daddy is in the hospital or she would be in real trouble. He would talk about this to press for days.

Yeah, Mitch Wino collapsed last week due to stress and now he’s in the hospital. The docs told him to relax and focus on himself. Wino also told him to not worry about her and to go away for a bit. Uh huh. Of course she’s going to say that. When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!

Mitch told The Sun,I’m awaiting the results of tests. I’m going away for a few days and we will see what happens after that.” Even though he’s laid up in the hospital, he’s still talking to the press?!

Here’s Wino visiting her lawyers in London today. She looks kind of “dainty?” I mean, dainty for Wino. Like a little precious crackelina!

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