Nobody Wants To Work For JLo

It was rumored that JLo and Skeletor didn’t have a nanny for the Dragon Tales Twins. We all simultaneously rolled our eyes at that one. JLo doesn’t even change her own husband’s diapers, why would she change her baby’s diapers?!

JLo and Skeletor have already went through two nannies and the DT Twins aren’t even a year old. The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that JLo treats her nannies like slaves, making them work over 16 hours a day. A source said that their second nanny recently quit that bitch without giving any notice.

The source said, “Normally people who make huge sums of money and have loads of professional and social obligations hire a nanny for each child, especially for newborns. But it is as if Jennifer expects one nanny not only to take care of both twins, but to work 16-hour days, seven days a week!” Their first nanny only lasted a week.

JLo is having trouble finding another nanny even though she’s willing to cough up $2,250 a week. Okay, that sounds like a lot of money, but you have to work 16-hours a day and also deal with Skeletor always trying to suck your blood. And JLo would probably make you do shit that isn’t in your job description, like emptying out her backyard fur traps.