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July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Is Jason Statham Robot Call Girl’s new sugar daddy? – Holy Moly!

There goes the neighborhood! Wonky McValtrex moves next door to Nicole RichieCelebitchy

Jesse Metcalfe should invest in a bra already – I’m Not Obsessed

Brandon Walsh is not coming back – ICYDK

Jon Voight is a happy pepaw, but I’m sure Angie doesn’t give a fuck – A Socialite’s Life

A perfect fit! Kimora Lee Simmons will design tacky shit for JCPenney – CelebWarship

Spoiler! Who does Ugly Betty choose? – SOW

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