JLo’s Twinsies Never Wear Anything Twice

July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

It totally makes me happy seeing JLo tied into a fucking dress. I know they do that shit for photo shoots, but I like seeing it on JLo. The stylist should’ve pranked that bitch by using a busted rope with a note attached that said, “Size 12 dress too small. Had to use rope. Tell this bitch to walk right by the Kraft table.” Anyway, JLo left her precious Dragon Tales Twins today to shoot a spread for Elle with Oscar de la Renta. Shoot a spread in a dress that’s too small for her ass. Hahaha!

Speaking of the DT Twins, JLo doesn’t let them wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins’ clothes. The source said, “She also offered some of Max and Emme’s clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them ‘repeat’ outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each.”

That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she’d gladly give em up. Babies don’t need to wear clothes. She’ll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.

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