I Better Get This Shit For Christmas

July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, I’m just going to warn you that this clip features Kathie Lee Gifford showing off her sports bra and then sucking on a straw like it’s Frank’s tiny peen. She doesn’t even close her eyes while sucking which is pretty terrifying. Anyway, Kathie Lee demonstrated some product called “The Wine Rack” on “Today” this morning. This shit looks like a catheter bag, but instead of filling it with piss and caca, you fill it with wine or beer! Delicious.

The bag fits into your sports bra and is attached to a straw which you drink from. Boozing on the down low! It’s perfect for church or for driving.

The company also makes something called “The Beer Belly” for men. Instead of putting the catheter bag in your bra, you strap it to your stomach.

Kathie Lee thinks “it’s the greatest invention of all time.” What a fucking drunk. I need to party with that bitch.

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