He Was In Lucky Star?!
Christopher Ciccone is making the talk show rounds whoring out his tell-all on Vadge which comes out today. The most shocking thing I’ve learned so far is that Christopher was a dancer in Vadge’s Lucky Star video!
I didn’t know that shit. Obviously, the bitch isn’t dancing anymore. It looks like the only kind of exercise he does now involves running his fat mouth. I can relate.
Christopher was on “Good Morning America” today and he talked about everything from A-Rod to homo-hating Guy Ritchie to Kabbalah.
On Vadge’s alleged affair with A-Rod:
“I think that it’s highly unlikely. Umm…..First of all, despite everything else she’s still a Catholic girl and I umm….I don’t think…. Although, he is kind of her type so it’s difficult to say. I think that he was interested in Kabbalah and I know Alex from Miami. We’ve met a number of times. I doubt that this is an affair. I’m sure he had nothing to do with the break-up of their marriage. I don’t believe it.”On what ruined his relationship with Vadge:
“Guy Ritchie pretty much happened to our relationship. The best way to get to my sister is to get in bed with her, you know what I mean? And since I wasn’t doing that, and … wasn’t about to, you know, that person — like I said — who speaks to her, the last person to speak to her at night, has the most influence. And we both couldn’t really exist in the same hemisphere. Not to mention his issues with homosexuality. He has a problem with homosexuality and with me. It was very apparent at the wedding in Scotland just in the way his friends made the toast with gay references.”On Kabbalah:
“I did follow it for quite some time. Although, I was blackmailed into it. I finished a house for Madonna and she owed me a final payment. She told me she would only give me the final payment if I went to a Kabbalah class. Kabbalah in many ways has validated some of her bad behavior. Now it’s her way or no one’s way because she’s got God on her side. It’s a double-edged sword. Which she has a tendency to use it like a weapon. I think that’s not what they quite intended. ”On using Kabbalah to help with her control issues:
“Controlling is a perfect word for it, and right now, in her life, there are three things she can’t control. She’s turning 50, her husband, and me and this book. That’s enough for anything who lives that kind of choreographed mythological life to crack a little bit.”
Vadge’s spokesbitch would not comment until the book is released.
I don’t like reading books, so I’m going to wait until this shit is released on mp3. Do you think Vadge will narrate? It would sound so much better with her British accent. Click here to see Christopher’s interview on GMA. Fuck, I love Deborah Roberts.