Can’t A Bitch Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?!

July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

This story has nothing to do with Wonky McValtrex, but I googled “dick sucking competition” and this picture came up. It just seemed right.

So… 9 British chicks were arrested this past weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition on the Greek island of Zakynthos. The police said that the dumb whores are facing prostitution charges.

The chicks were vacationing on the island when they were offered money to take part in the contest. They were videotaped and the organizers planned to show it on the internet. 6 British dudes, 6 Greek dudes and two bar owners were also charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

Those 9 dumb whores should be ashamed of themselves! They obviously thought they were good enough dick suckers to enter a competition, but they can’t persuade a few cops to let them go? Any skilled dick sucker would’ve sucked those cops into submission!

It’s a sad day when bitches can’t suck dick in public without getting arrested. What is this world coming to?

And what I want to know is, what are the rules in a dick sucking contest? Whoever deep throats the longest without barfing wins? Does honorable mention go to whoever can lick the nuts with their tongue at the same time? And where can I download an application for next year’s competition? I’ve been training.

That being said, I am pleased to announce that next year I will hold the First Annual Dlisted Convention around this time on the beautiful Greek island of Zakynthos. Don’t worry about packing clothes, you will only need condoms, toothpaste and a giant economy size Listerine. Don’t bring floss! Remember! You aren’t supposed to floss before sucking a big dick!


Thanks Lisa

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