Everyone season of Big Brother casts the same kind of whores. There’s always the blonde slut, the gay dude who will probably be extremely annoying by the end of the season, the Christian who doesn’t drink and the bat shit crazy lady who might stab you in your sleep. This season, the latter label goes to Renny. Renny is the beauty shop owner from New Orleans. She’s like Debbie from “Queer as Folk” meets Marilu Henner meets Baby Jane. She also reminds me of my doll-collection neighbor who smells of cat piss and cloves.
She’s also become the most-hated bitch in the house! During last night’s episode, Renny upset Jessie, the “natural body builder,” after she kept waking his ass up in the night with her serial killer clown laugh. When Jessie complained, Renny told him to “lighten up.” She’s right. Bitches who take roids are so touchy! Oh wait. He’s all-natural. Is there such thing as herbal roids?
Anyway, Renny’s days in the house are numbered. She’s already up for elimination with Jessie and I’m sure he’ll suck Jerry’s pepaw peen to stay in the house. The ones I fall in love with are always first to go.
And here’s a bonus! We’re not even one week into the show and we’ve already got our first racial slur of the season! Last night, the gay cowboy had this to say about Libra, “That colored girl ain’t controlling nothing.” Big Brother 10: Still full of dumb fucks who need to stick a dick in it.