A Power Ranger Tried To Cut Off His Own Dick

July 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Okay, he wasn’t an actually a Power Ranger. He was an extra on “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” which makes this more pathetic. Skylar Deleon has been charged with allegedly murdering a couple at sea as part of a plot to steal their yacht. His wife has already been convicted to life in prison. He’s currently awaiting trial.

29-year-old Skylar had to be hospitalized after he tried to cut off his dick in his prison cell in the mental ward. The Orange County Sheriff’s department told the LA Times, “Somehow he got a hold of a razor blade and tried to saw off his penis, but didn’t complete the job. We do know there was a lot of blood and it was quite a scene. But from what I know, he didn’t finish his task, and maybe it was too painful and that made him stop.”

Officials didn’t say why he tried to cut his dick off. Maybe he was hungry? Seriously, I say that if you don’t get it right the first time, try and try again! Don’t be a failure! I’m sure if he needs a little help, Lord Zedd and Lorena Bobbitt would be happy to team up to help him out.

Thanks Ashley

Tags: Buying Children, Dumbasses, Trash, Uncomfortable

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