A New Tradition!

July 14, 2008 / Posted by:

And the land of the freeee and the home of the…..falling beauty queens! For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell on her sequined ass at the Miss Universe pageant. Crystle Stewart of Texas made the Top 10 last night, but effed it up by kissing the floor with her ass lips. Bitch got up and tried to clap it off. Bitch don’t clap! That is not a job well done. How fucking hard is it to walk through a doorway and pose?

That being said, this should be USA’s new tradition. Next year, we should step it up. Instead of Miss USA falling, a sand bag should drop on her ass from above. And the year after that, she should be trampled in a stampede of wild wild horses.

Unfortunately, even though she fell on her nalgas, she still didn’t win. Oh well! You know this bitch did it on purpose!

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >