And the land of the freeee and the home of the…..falling beauty queens! For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell on her sequined ass at the Miss Universe pageant. Crystle Stewart of Texas made the Top 10 last night, but effed it up by kissing the floor with her ass lips. Bitch got up and tried to clap it off. Bitch don’t clap! That is not a job well done. How fucking hard is it to walk through a doorway and pose?
That being said, this should be USA’s new tradition. Next year, we should step it up. Instead of Miss USA falling, a sand bag should drop on her ass from above. And the year after that, she should be trampled in a stampede of wild wild horses.
Unfortunately, even though she fell on her nalgas, she still didn’t win. Oh well! You know this bitch did it on purpose!