These Two Sluts Have No Shame

July 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Isn’t this a lovely sight? Topless Sienna Miller kissing her new married boyfriend Balthazar Getty. Yes, that’s his wifey’s name, Rosetta, tattooed over his heart. I know you want to blame skanky Sienna, but she’s not the one who’s married with 4 kids. I mean, his youngest kid is not even a year old!

Sienna’s vagina can’t help it! Besides, we’ve all done sexy times with married men at one point or another, right? It’s one of the final initiations into the “Slut Bags With No Morals Club.”

The Sun has a few pictures of Sienna and Balthazar “canoodling” and kissing while on vacation in Italy. These dumb sluts seriously don’t give a fuck. Sienna’s vagina needs major therapy, because it obviously has major issues. And if Balthazar wasn’t such a slimy skeeze, I’d hit it. I’m lying. I’d hit it anyway.

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