There’s A David Lee Roth Imposter On The Loose!

I don’t think I’ve ever posted such a sad headline before. Sad on so many levels. The other day, I posted some story about David Lee Roth being pulled over by Canadian police because he was speeding. The cops found “David” in his car having some sort of medical emergency due to a nut allergy. It turns out that it wasn’t David Lee Roth, but someone pretending to be him.

DLR told TMZ that it wasn’t him and he’s not allergic to nuts, but he is “allergic to is criticism.” Is he sure he isn’t allergic to nuts? I mean, one would think you would develop an allergy after working with all those nuts in Van Halen.

The Canadian police said the DLR’s imposter has been scamming dumb bitches everywhere. He could be charged with obstruction of justice for giving a false name to cops. They also need to charge him with being pathetic enough to impersonate David Lee Roth. I think that charge carries an automatic death sentence.

All this talk of nuts has made me all sexy feeling in the private areas. Anybody have pictures of Mr. Peanut’s peanut?

And is it just me or does DLR look like he’s impersonating David Hyde Pierce in the picture above?

Thanks Kristina