Ronnie Wood Is One Dirty Pepaw

July 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Ronnie Wood, 61, of the Rolling Stones is reportedly getting it on with a slut old enough to be his granddaughter. The Daily Mail claims Ronnie has left his wifey of 23 years for an 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress named Ekaterina Ivanov. He met her in some shady escort bar, so I’m sure the “cocktail waitress” title is just that, a title.

The teenage tart has been telling her Facebook friends that she’s having a relationship with Ronnie.

Ronnie’s spokesbitch spoke out by saying Ekaterina is a drinking partner and that Ronnie is in a bad way, “She is a drinking partner. When you’re an alcoholic and your family are all telling you to stop drinking you simply find someone else to drink with. You can see how it happens, you end up pushing away the ones you love because you don’t think straight.

The spokesbitch also said that Ronnie is drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day and that he’s not even clear enough to check into rehab even though his wife is begging him to. Ronnie is still talking to his kids and wife, but he’s mostly only with his teenage hooker.

Ronnie’s wife, Jo, seems to be in denial. She said, “They’re not boyfriend and girlfriend – not in that way.”

I’m all for gold digging, but Ekaterina is not playing fair. Ronnie is a troubled pepaw with a booze problem.

This is going to end one of two ways. Ronnie is going to leave his teenage slut and she’s going to release a tell-all along with a sex tape (pepaw porn is all the rage right now). Or Ronnie is going to leave his wifey and marry this tramp! Either way, it’s not going to end pretty.

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