Since MiserAlba has given birth to Baby Honor she’s been so smiley and cheery. I don’t like that shit one bit! The grouchy, cunty, mean ass ho I’ve come to know and love has been MIA for a while. Well, she was back in Beverly Hills today, sort of.
MiserAlba seemed like her lovely grumpy self while spending some of that baby whorin’ money. Things were going swell until MiserAlba’s dumb bitch of a friend made her smile and laugh. NO! Why did she have to go and do that?!
I need MiserAlba to snap out of this “happy funk” and go back to being the cranky bitch who covers her face from the paparazzi and sneers at them as she walks by. I miss that bitch!