I’m Okay With This

July 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I’d rather wear shoes made out of rusty nails than Crocs, but I’m perfectly fine with kiddies wearing plastic vagina shoes. Yeah, I’m sure Rocco Ritchie really cares that I care. He does. Truth. Memaws and pepaws over the age of 90 and kiddies are the only people allowed to wear these things. I don’t even think it’s right to wear them while gardening. I mean, what if the sexy ass mail man comes along and you’re wearing those things? They make your feet look like giant sand buckets. Not sexy.

Little Rocco wore multi-color Crocs while arriving at the Kabbalahahaha Center in NYC last night with his family. Maybe I should convert to Kabbalah. They obviously don’t give a fuck if you show up looking like you’ve just rolled out of bed after a 9-hour bukkake session. At other religious services, they make your ass dress up like you’ve just come out of a Glamour Shots photo shoot. However, red is not really my color, so I don’t think Kabbalahists would appreciate me asking if the red string comes in other colors. Besides, the red string would break in two as soon as it touched my evil ass wrist.

Here’s more of Vadge and Guy doing it for the cameras last night.

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