Hey, At Least She’s Wearing A Shirt

July 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Miley, Miley, Miley….. This prostitot is never going to learn. Miley and personal cameras do not go together. So, someone hacked into poor little Miley Cyrus’ iPhone and found these old pictures she apparently sent to Nick Jonas of The Jonas Hos. Miley, it’s called the delete button. Use it!

Who took the picture of her with “fart lips” in the shower? Today’s tweens are so weird. When I was her age we did normal shit like smoke crack, go to sex parties and spend the weekends selling our bodies on the streets. You know, kid stuff.

The guy who hacked Miley claims he found “worse” pictures of her that he’s trying to sell. Excuse me while I go and delete all of my nude pictures from my phone. This could take me a while.

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