Dear Mitch Wino, Shut Your Hole!!!

Mitch Wino has officially become the White Oprah of Britain. This bitch just won’t stop with his press releases and statements to the media. His statements always have “DUH” written all over them.

Mitch talked to BBC News about Wino’s emphysema. He said, “I want people to understand – even if they give her one cigarette, they’re causing her harm. My biggest fear is that she would die, but she won’t die of a drug overdose. It won’t be that quick. She would die, unfortunately, of emphysema… We would be talking about a very slow and painful death, gasping for air. I would ask any people who would supply her with substances to think on that.”

Instead of giving ten million interviews a week, Mitch needs to stick a sausage in it and find ways to help his daughter. He’s always telling the media that Wino’s friends need to stop feeding her habit. Less talk, more action. I’d threaten to shank her friends or call the po-po on their skank asses. Shit, put her ass on “Intervention.” Candy Finnigan will straighten her out.

He also said that Wino has 5 gigs between now and September. After September she won’t perform for a while and instead will spend her time “relaxing and writing.” Um…and doing crack. He forgot that one.

Here’s Wino looking like a rockabilly chola hooker while leaving her house in Camden today.