The Demise Of Izzie

July 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Has Katherine Heeeeeeigl’s fat mouth finally caught up with her? According to Marc Malkin, the creator of Grey’s Anatomy, Shonda Rhimes, wants the bitch dead! Well, she wants her character dead at least. Shonda is apparently still livid about Heigl’s Emmy comments. In case you were drunk that day, Heigl did not submit herself for Emmy consideration because she felt she didn’t have good material to work with.

A source said, “It’s not good there. Shonda is pissed. They’re thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead.” Such beautiful words have never been spoken.

The feeling might be mutual. It’s been rumored that Heigl wants out of her contract because she thinks she’s A-list now. A for Awesomely Assholey.

They shouldn’t kill the hag. Not just yet. They should slowly torture her by giving her the worst storylines ever. One week, Izzie develops a mental disorder that makes her bark like a dog instead of talking. She could bark throughout the whole episode. Another week, Izzie has chronic diarrhea and spends most of the episode shitting in her panties.

In her final episode, they should replace Katherine Heigl with Izzie the dog. That hot bitch needs a major comeback.

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