She’s Smiling Because She’s $1.5 Million Richer

Just like all of us, cold hard cash puts a smile on MiserAlba’s permanent grouch face. TMZ reports that MiserAlba has gone and joined the Baby Whoring Club by selling the first pictures of Baby Honor for a cheap $1.5 million to OK! Magazine. Seriously, Matthew McConaughey got $3 million and MiserAlba only got $1.5?! I’m disappointed in that mean ass bitch.

A source said that at first MiserAlba turned down offers from the weeklies, but eventually gave in when the price was right. Hey, she’s a pimp that knows her baby’s worth. The deal includes the first pictures of Honor as well as some other events like Christmas or MiserAlba’s divorce party. The pictures were already taken this week.

MiserAlba could have made more money by adding extras. She should have told their asses that if they want her to fake smile, that’s an extra million. And if they actually want her to hold the baby, that’s another $500,000.

MiserAlba also owes it to her daughter to put that money in a “Change Your Name Fund.”