Proving once again that talent doesn’t matter in Hollyweird, Nicole Richie is getting ready to turn her novel “The Truth About Diamonds” into a TV show. That shit is about some dumb bitch in Hollywood who is adopted into rock royalty and finds herself….forget it. Like you give a giraffe’s penis (don’t click on that) about the plot of this crap.
Nicole told E! that she’s planning to take on my roles for the show, “I would definitely produce and definitely be in the show. I don’t know if I need to be the star of this show. I’ve got a lot going on right now.” Yes, ordering nannies around, going to Starbucks ten times a day and buying a bunch of fugly shit really keeps her busy.
I’ll admit that I wasted a few hours of my life reading the book Nicole Richie clearly didn’t write. It wasn’t as bad as Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see? (I hate that shit, I’m sorry), but it has no business becoming a TV show. I’d rather watch every episode of “Babes” than 1 hour of Nicole’s show.