That’s not a baby, it’s just desperation bloat – A Socialite’s Life
Borat Bruno’s wedding is on hold – Celebitchy
Tommy Girl did not send flowers to Nicky Kidman, but he did send a basket of fugly crap – I’m Not Obsessed
Pixie Geldof has 3 nipples – Holy Moly!
Another fucking RR/RW challenge? Aren’t some of these people like 80-years-old? – Best Week Ever
Two gayelles laughing – Jezebel
Partying with Ceiling Eyes is going to cost you – ICYDK