It’s Not What You Think It Is

July 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Yes, that’s most likely a cokey booger in Wino’s nose, but that doesn’t mean she was snorting sugar last night! That’s what her boogers look like. She can’t help it! She cries heroin water, she shits 8 balls, she pisses malt liquor and she cums crack smegma.

The Wino left her gig at the Monarch Club in Camden last night with a little white friend up her nose. Homegirl needs to go back to drug taking school. She needs to learn the double snort and wipe. Her nose is probably on strike and has closed its doors to anymore illegal substances. Even its sick of her fuckery.

She didn’t sing last night, but she played a DJ set. That only means she put on a Deep Purple song (crackies love DP), shouted about Blaaake, went to the bathroom for an hour, returned and repeated the cycle.

Here’s more of The Crackie of Camden carrying some cardboard box last night. That box is probably her new home, because word on the street is that her neighbors want her out!

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