I’ve talked a lot about Rooster McConaughey and his son, Miller Lyte, but I’ve never seen a picture of the poor kid. Well, here he is. What in Carrot Bottom hell did they do to Miller Lyte’s hair? They totally used leftover Easter egg dye and mashed up carrots to make his hair look like that. They were paying homage to their hero, Ronald McDonald.
Miller Lyte may look like a happy child now, but wait until he grows up and becomes a Bud Light kind of boy. He’s going to take the family shotgun off the wall and chase his Rooster all around the trailer park.
This is what pisses me off about Matthew. His brother’s nickname is Rooster and his nephew’s birth name is Miller Lyte, but he names his son Levi? The McConaughey family should disown his ass for that.